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Joke, play on words

Author:
Remi

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Date Posted: 08:18:37 12/16/02 Mon

Three animals were having a huge
argument over who was the best.

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability
to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from
above, and his prey had hardly a chance.

The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength.
No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.

The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight
nor strength to frighten off any animal using his
unique arsenal.

As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came
along and swallowed them all: ----,----,and -------!

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[> Subject: hook(hawk) line(lion) and stinker
Author: Florimond Meloche, assisted by Dieudonne Poirier [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 10:47:16 12/16/02 Mon [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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