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Subject: Joke


Author:
Remi
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Date Posted: 08:35:00 12/23/02 Mon

What's on your back?

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Canadian, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?"

The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.

The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the American, "What do you want on your back?"

"I will take nothing!" says the American, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.

"What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the Canadian. He responds, "I'll take the --------."

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Date Posted: 09:26:07 12/23/02 Mon


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Date Posted: 10:58:37 12/23/02 Mon


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