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Subject: Joke


Author:
Remi
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Date Posted: 08:22:48 01/17/03 Fri

A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping
center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other
cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was
obvious she was in an extreme hurry, and was not happy about
the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap,
the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get
out of here and home before Easter!"

"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind
kicking up out there and that brand new broom, you'll be
---e -- -- ---e."

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Date Posted: 13:48:14 01/17/03 Fri


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Remi
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Date Posted: 16:31:45 01/17/03 Fri


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