| Subject: If I Was Born Without a Butt - A Poem |
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JD Winchester
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Date Posted: 14:43:43 11/14/24 Thu
I suppose I was channeling my "inner girl" self, when I wrote this, haha! Actually the inspiration came from years of managing serveral "generations" of a private forum that had a LOT of young ladies discussing their parental spankings and their school paddlings, both those currently subject to them as well as those who were reflecting on the past, detailing the way they were raised.
So this is the poem I wrote where supposedly a girl contemplates what her life would be like, had she been born without a butt. Maybe there are subtle references to the old 1946 Christmas film "It's a Wonderful Life" starring the incomparable Jimmy Stewart.
If I Was Born Without a Butt
If I was born without a butt, oh what a happy girl I’d be,
I’d sing and dance and play all day, ‘cause there’d be no more spankins’ for me!
I could come and go and do just exactly as I please,
Having no fear or concern, of going over the parental knees!
At school I could cut up, skip, cheat, gossip and tattle,
I’d never again have to conform, for fear of facing the principal’s dreaded paddle!
Oh what a happy girl I’d be!
If I was born without a butt, buying new clothes would be such an easy gig,
Never again would I have to ask, “Do these pants make my butt look too big?”
And never again would fresh, juvenile boys try to pinch or swat my rear,
As a matter of fact in their eyes, why I’d probably just disappear!
Oh what a happy girl I’d be!
Sitting may be a problem without a butt, but I’m sure I could find a way,
Having to stand all day may be difficult, but surely it’s such a small price to pay!
And I’d never have to worry about finding a seat in a movie theatre or on a bus,
Just more reasons I can name, why not having a butt is a major plus!
Oh what a happy girl I’d be!
Of course without a butt I suppose there would be some things I would miss,
Like the sweet love pats from Mom and Dad, that often accompany a kiss.
And even those silly boys whose childish antics can drive a girl completely nuts,
But would I miss their attention if they don’t notice girls who are born with no butts?
And Mom and Dad have told me often that smacking my behind is a loving act,
So if they don’t spank me anymore, will their love for me still be intact?
Upon further review it is possible that perhaps I spoke in haste,
It seems my life would be miserable and sad, if my butt were to be erased.
I want the sometimes stinging love pats Mom and Dad love applying to my rear end,
And though I sometimes pretend to complain, life without them I cannot comprehend.
I do want those silly, juvenile boys to notice me and every now and then make a pass,
Even if that sometimes means, I get a playful pinch or a swat on my chubby, girly ass.
So I’ll take everything that comes with having a butt, all the good and all the bad,
I’ll take all the spankings, the paddle at school or even the harder ones from Dad!
For without a butt I fear I would miss out on a great deal in my life,
Including one day, making the right good man, a most wonderful wife!
So I must defer to God and thank Him for blessing me with this wondrous fanny,
He knew best how to create this silly girl, every little nook and every little cranny!
I was born with a butt, oh what a happy girl I am!
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