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Date Posted: Sunday, March 24, 02:53:09pm
Author: Admin
Subject: Off-topic question for Max

Max, do either you or your cat remember the time on TV in either the very late '80's or very early '90's when the late verbally abusive talk show host Morton Downey Jr. told Roseanne Barr, "You're so fat, I could probably rent a condominium inside your navel!!"

Maybe if Kathleen Turner had been overweight in the 1984 erotic thriller flick "Crimes of Passion", esp. her creamy light blue bra & panties scene, Downey could have told her, "You're so obese, I could probably rent a condominium inside your belly button!!"

Max, has either you or your cat ever felt an amazingly strong urge to ever rent a condominium inside Kathleen Turner's belly button?

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[> Re: Off-topic question for Max -- Max, Monday, March 25, 07:24:27pm [1]

An interesting suggestion. As we all know, the inside of navels are full of bacteria. I would have to scrub it every day with a brush. My cat would of course lick it clean. I can only imagine the effect that would have on Ms Turner.

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