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Subject: Re: A Fun Topic: How well do we know their bottoms?

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Date Posted: 13:26:45 04/14/25 Mon
In reply to: Amanda J. 's message, "A Fun Topic: How well do we know their bottoms?" on 09:40:08 04/12/25 Sat

Amanda,

Thanks for the mention in dispatches.

However, I take a dim view of the language used to describe boys bottoms, and have decided to issue monetary fines to all spanking mothers who use the following words to draw a mental picture of their sons bottoms:

1. Cute
2. Adorable
3. Bubble butt
4. Globes

Very naughty of all those ladies and I shall be imposing hefty 'tariffs' accordingly. Ah (rubs hands in glee) that should increase my pension pot sufficient to retire early, lol.

My words to illustrate the majesty of a bared rump:

1. Plump and yielding - youngest son
2. Round and cheeky - my daughter's
3. Full yet shapely - my wife's

Oops, delete that last or Irene will be chasing me with her hairbrush when she sees the word 'full'!

Do you know the tradition I envy you Americans? It is birthday spankings. Love it that so many of you mothers hive them each year - and that as often as not they are birthday spankings to the bare bottom! What fun. I suggested this to my children a few years back, and they were decidedly unimpressed. Why would we want our bottoms spanked, Dad? You put us over your knee often enough as it is. A bit pedantic, I thought. No sense of adventure, my brats.

PS: The fines? Oh alright then - just send me a monster box of dark chocolate gingers.

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Re: A Fun Topic: How well do we know their bottoms? Amanda J. 09:39:26 04/15/25 Tue

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>Amanda, > >Thanks for the mention in dispatches. > >However, I take a dim view of the language used to >describe boys bottoms, and have decided to issue >monetary fines to all spanking mothers who use the >following words to draw a mental picture of their sons >bottoms: > >1. Cute >2. Adorable >3. Bubble butt >4. Globes > >Very naughty of all those ladies and I shall be >imposing hefty 'tariffs' accordingly. Ah (rubs hands >in glee) that should increase my pension pot >sufficient to retire early, lol. > >My words to illustrate the majesty of a bared rump: > >1. Plump and yielding - youngest son >2. Round and cheeky - my daughter's >3. Full yet shapely - my wife's > >Oops, delete that last or Irene will be chasing me >with her hairbrush when she sees the word 'full'! > >Do you know the tradition I envy you Americans? It is >birthday spankings. Love it that so many of you >mothers hive them each year - and that as often as not >they are birthday spankings to the bare bottom! What >fun. I suggested this to my children a few years back, >and they were decidedly unimpressed. Why would we want >our bottoms spanked, Dad? You put us over your knee >often enough as it is. A bit pedantic, I thought. No >sense of adventure, my brats. > >PS: The fines? Oh alright then - just send me a >monster box of dark chocolate gingers.
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