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Date Posted: 12:31:42 09/27/01 Thu
Author: nutritious goodness
Subject: Re: Kev and his high fibre diet.(should have had the scampi)
In reply to: Kev (Pignut) 's message, "Re: fuck you all then (sorry if....)" on 19:12:47 09/26/01 Wed

Kev, I blame your diet for your problem if all you eat is venison prunes and whelks then what do you expect? loaves? I think not. No no no no no.What you need lad is to go to the VanessaHaliwell health farm where trained staff will administer lower bowel massages, rectal probing, many enemas, and hugs from fat ginger Geri lookalikes.You will also be fed nothing but the finest weetabix and Guiness. That should sort you out and make your curlers super super Euro hard house hard.Write for information and good pub grub.Right, I`m off to have a piece of metal taken out of my face at the Crazy town clinic for the stumpy.
See you`s all on Friday.

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