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Subject: Dora don't give up! There are lots of handsome real Americans down here


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Anglo Miamian
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Date Posted: 12:50:43 07/06/03 Sun
In reply to: Dora Denkins 's message, "July 4, 2003 Message from DORA DENKINS" on 18:36:00 07/02/03 Wed

We would go ape for a hot chick like you!

>A Message From Dora Denkins on July 2, 2003
>
>Hello dear friends in the Lord's many blessings!
>
>We are about to celebrate the birth of our wonderful
>country once again. I am very proud to be living in
>the only country that matters and the only country
>that Jesus still cares about. But with that blessing
>comes a great burden. President Bush is required to
>kill many of our brave, handsome boys. I know it is
>necessary, but it makes me real sad. When that
>handsome young man was rescued from them Muslim nutsos
>in his pajamas, it was clear to anyone with eyes that
>those Muslim crazies didn't allow our service man to
>wear no undies and it caused his member to swing back
>and forth when he was running to the helicopters to be
>rescued. What a glorious, patriotic sight to see such
>virile American manhood for all the world to marvel at
>and admire! I know I did. It made me VERY proud to be
>an American. It also made me cry a bit because it
>made me realize how many of the American soldiers who
>are getting killed in Iraq are probably real hotties.
> I hope that you will join me in saying a prayer for
>their safe return. We need them here with us! I live
>in Miami and this place is crawling with Latin trash.
>We could do with some of those masculine American boys
>like the one I was talking about. I still think about
>him often in my prayers to the Lord. If there were
>anything I could do to make him safe, the Lord knows I
>would.
>
>
>Some of you may have heard about my sister, Lurlene.
>She has always been the wild child since her hubby
>died back when she was in her 50s. Anyway, she
>hitched her a ride with some Colored boys in Kentucky
>(she never had a lick of sense) and was riding in
>their bright yellow Hummer. Mercy me, those people
>drive the flashiest cars the Lord ever saw fit to
>create!
>
>
>Anyways, according to a woman who used her cellphone
>to call the state patrol, Lurlene was shoved out of
>the Hummer when it was driving over 70 MPH. A malt
>liquor bottle Lurlene had been holding almost hit the
>poor lady's windshield. It was night and the cars
>behind her (except this woman who called and her
>hubby) didn't see Lurlene and they knocked her around
>the highway, smearing her everywhere. Parts of her
>are still in folks grills and under their mud flaps
>cause my brother in law came nowhere near to piecing
>her together. Needless to say, it has been awful for
>all of us and I feel like half of me is missing.
>Lurlene and I always did have a way of empathizing
>like twins. They still haven't caught them colored
>fellows, so please say a prayer that they do.
>
>
>Please learn from Lurlene's horrible experience and
>don't take no rides from any colored folks this
>holiday season! No matter how nice they seem. You
>just never know, do you? God bless all of you!
>
>Luff,
>
>Dora

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