Dora, honey, Daddy's a-waitin -- Have You Been Financially Raped By Landover Baptist Church?

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Subject: Dora, honey, Daddy's a-waitin

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Lucifer Denkins

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Date Posted: 08:49:06 01/10/03 Fri

Dora, sweetheart, you can't take the country out of the girl, and breeding will tell. Flash your pantyless hooch in front of as many Mexican laborers as you like in your fancy-dancy Miami apartment. Granite countertops won't make a whit of difference when the day of reckoning comes. That is your name signed in blood at the bottom of our contract, and I'm counting the days until I get to spank your liposuctioned caboose throughout all eternity in your own personal Idaho-shaped lake of brimstone. Don't let Betty fool you - Jesus' personal laundry service can't wash the blood from our contract. Come to Daddy, sweetheart.

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