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Subject: bulletproof sucks


Author:
Winston o'Boogie
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Date Posted: 13:48:05 11/21/01 Wed

I remember the good ol' days ( you know when u could get a cheap pint in the union) and Bullet proof was run by good upstanding folk, not like these wippersnappers with all there hustle and bustle and new fangled ideas. Phew! it makes me head spin just thinkin' about it. And whats with all that noise that they'd try and call music but me i just think its troublesome to the ears and you certainly can't foxtrot to it. And while im on the subject its so much more expensive these days i remember when u could get in, have a pint of stout and at the end of an evening escort a lady home on the tram (and maybe get a bit of u know what if u were lucky).I hear there even trying to make those that founded the darn thing pay for membership and not even honouring them with medals, statues or free drink ( I hear their partial to a nice pint of Carlsberg if your offering) not that thats any of my concern. hmm. Ands that with them havin a fortune under their douves and what do they do with it i ask u? Reform the Beatles, pay the Stereophonics to fuck right off and die or launch a smear campaign on other so called music societies ( possibly including the use of stink bombs and whoopee cushions). No!! all i hear is talk about some band called Snow somet or other and i thinks to myself their waiting till certain folk have left and then their gonna do something really special. Well im calling now on all you fine folk out there to write to your local m.s.p. and if he's a bit of a liberal bastard ( and therefore likely to side with these new age hippies) like Menzies Campball then contact your E.m.p. and take it to the courts of human rights and if those foreign types dont listen then this is what we'll do, we'll go down there this Friday when there having one of these secret meetings of theirs were they perform all sorts of strange rituals and we'll find out who's responsible and if they havent bought that nice, (and frankly stunningly debonair, handsome, sexy, intelligent, hung like a ... , and with a good sense of humour, nice personality, a great listener, with fantastic taste in music and in clothes who to my knowledge lives in 33 Albany park and for some ungodly reason is to my knowledge single!!!!!!!!! who if someone wanted to contact him could e-mail me here and i would pass on the message) anyway if someone hasnt bought him a pint then there 'll be trouble just you heed and harken to my words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yours sincerely
Mr. A. N. Onymous

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Re: bulletproof is lovely.er ... Joan ... er ... Linch14:07:46 11/21/01 Wed


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