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saint cliff richards
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Date Posted: 09:37:31 12/19/01 Wed
In reply to:
god
's message, "there isnt enough god singing" on 12:04:43 12/16/01 Sun
Your absolutely right God(if i may call you by your first name your holiness),
Less and less people appreciate song in your honour, it was only a few years ago when i was having back to back Christmas no. 1's and yet now my new single "Somewhere over the Rainbow/What a Wonderful World" (out in the shops right now priced at a paltry £3.99 with all proceeds probably going to charity and therefore not benefitting me in the slightest especially not advertising my best of album which will include both songs, likely for release in the new year following my spectacular 'evening with St. Cliff' even if the Bee Gees beat me to the Christmas market and my record company didnt think it was strategical to compete with them and the usual dross like Fucking Steps and those tossers S Club 7 and Blue, there not so hard, could they get up in front of a wet Wimbledon crowd and cheer everyone up? I mean 'Jesus Chri.. I mean Not Fucking likely........) mmm sorry about that God I just get so annoyed when people dont appreciate how holy I am I mean how Holy we are I mean YOU are, thats right, How Holy you are.
So if you ever wanted a rebirth of songs in praise of your most holy self you know who to look for (not S Club they smoke pot, and not Blue cos they slagged off 11th Sept. and definitely not Steps cos, confidentially, I hear that H is homosexual, Robbie Williams is a serial philanderer, Madonna well I'm sure i don't need to tell YOU what she s been up to!) and remember "Ho-ly night Si-lent night" yeah I knew that was one of your favourites ( and just for you it will also be on the Best of probably priced at areasonable £14.99 although for you God I could probably scrounge up a freebe I might even sign it depending on wether I'm no. 1 at Christmas I know you must know people, wink wink.) Whats that god mmm.. no 'Devil in Disguise' wasn't my idea i didnt even want to release it but i was trying to appeal to a younger audience and you know they listen to all this Rock n Roll (probably inspired by the Devil if you ask me and maybe you should do something about it not that i'm trying to tell you how to do your job although i have got a few ideas which i'll share with you when i get up there and am sitting on your left hand side next to Jesus.)
Well thats all
AMEN
St Cliff
p.s. remember our deal
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