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Subject: Things I've Learned By Breaking My Ankle


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Date Posted: 14:20:47 11/26/03 Wed
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-Despite my limited mobility, Niki will still not 'get her ass in the kitchen and grab me a brew.'

-Crutches are a really f'ing stellar way of rubbing off armpit hair.

-As cool as a limp is on some people, most people look at me funny and make cripple jokes.

-A snap originating from anywhere other than your middle finger and thumb is bad bad bad.

-Nobody believes your fibula is really broken when the doc only gives you an air cast.

-I will never walk again - so fitting given my wheelchair joke last week.

-I am a very salty person for the thirty seconds immediately following a bone fracture. We have one good tipper who will never order again, I'm sure.

-PEOPLE SHOULD FUCKING FILL THE HOLES IN THEIR YARD WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN LEAVES.

Thank you, that is all.

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