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Date Posted: 09:15:28 12/02/99 Thu
Author: General X
Subject: Everyone including the Demons and Todd.

(The camera opens up in a ten floor mansion.The cameraman walks in and looks around.There is a big screen tv, a large couch, two recliners, a hot tub, every video game system available and a large stereo system.To the left there is a large kitchen.)

Jeff:(to himself)I'm not even going to bother going up stairs.

(The General and Mrs.X walk down the stairs with a real estate agent.)

General X:Well, our last one was fifteen floors, but I guess it just got old.They just don't make as many big ass houses like they use to.I don't know.(looks at Mrs.X)I'll get it if you want it.

Mrs.X:Let's get it.

General X:We'll take it.

(The General pulls out a five inch thick pile of hundreds and gives it to the real estate agent.)

Agent:Wow.This is the entire payment.The tvs, the hot tubs, the games and beds, they're all paid for.

(The real estate agent leaves and the General and Mrs.X sit down and start watching tv.Jeff walks up to them.)

General X:See, if they were to fire him, then-Oh, hi Jeff.I was just talking about this show.What do you want?

Mrs.X:Honey, he has a camera.

General X:Huh?Oh the camera, you want an interview eh.

Jeff:Yeah.First off, the Moshpit demons say that there isn't going to be any title shots on Friday.

General X:Too true, and there isn't going to be any.However, I mean no offense but they do NOT have any power except over that pesky tag belt.

Jeff:Ok.What's your status on this Todd Terrific deal?

General X:Todd.I'm gonna kick some ass.I have to kick a grand total of five asses before your's?No problem.After I kick those five guy's asses, I'm going to kick YOUR ass!

Mrs.X:Jeff, you're making him mad, are you happy?

Jeff:Sorry General.

General X:Sorry?SORRY?!?!You're not HALF as sorry as that little bitch Todd Terrible is going to be!!After I kick five asses Todd, YOUR ASS IS NEXT!!!I can't wait to see your face flying into the mat after I do the Mega Bomb Smash on you.You're nothing, you're lower than the worst garbage in the entire world, you piece of garbage!!!!

(Jeff runs out the door as the General starts yelling profanities that can be heard down the street.At the end of the street, two people are walking.)

Man:What's that guys problem?

Woman:He's a wrestler.

Man:Oh.That's General X's house!?

Woman:Yeah.

Man:We have to stop by sometime.

(The screen fades to black as Jeff zooms by the two people.)

P.S.Besides the hatred flowing through this role-play, this is also a challenge to five guys.

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