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Date Posted: 13:16:06 12/03/99 Fri
Author: General X
Subject: Cain read....

(The screen opens up in a casino.The General is surrounded by really hot chicks.He is at a poker table playing and talking with the owner WhiteFoot.)

WhiteFoot:You are good player.

General X:Thanks.You're not bad yourself.(lays his cards)Three fives.

WhiteFoot:Ha ha.I have full house.

General X:Damn.Have you seen that piece of garbage?

WhiteFoot:Cain?Yeah, I've seen him.

General X:He's an idiot.He said I left my platoon.I stayed until I had wiped out a whole village with only my combat knife and my pistol.My team died and I tried to help but those dirty bastards just kept coming.I left after there was nothing left to kill or destroy.

WhiteFoot:I know General.We know that Cain is filth.He tries to exchange food stamps for chips.I personally threw him out of casino four times.He's stolen over five gallons of fire water from our tribe.

(WhiteFoot deals the next hand.The bets are placed.)

WhiteFoot:He shit on flag.You were in the army right?

General X:Yeah.Cain, I hope you're not hiding in tents to try to avoid this match.This match is going to happen wether you like it or not you piece of trash.

WhiteFoot:(Lays cards)Four eights.

General X:Strait flush.

(The General takes the pot.)

WhiteFoot:I see him around a lot, begging for food and water.Begging for shelter.We no provide for him.

General X:Yeah, that's Cain.He said I mooch of the government.I receive those checks because I risked my ass and dedicated my life, all for this country.I worked for my cash, all Cain had to do was be a fuckin' BUM.He's gay.There's no room for filthy garbage like him in this beautiful nation.

(Mrs.X walks in and sits down and starts playing.)

Mrs.X:What're you boys talking about?

General X:The bum.

Mrs.X:Bum?....Oh, Cain.What a loser.

WhiteFoot:He could not get fine piece of ass if his life depended on it.

General X:Hey.Watch your mouth in front of the lady.

WhiteFoot:Sorry, ma'am.

Mrs.X:No, you're right.

(I guy walks by with a hot poster of Mrs.X.)

General X:Excuse me.

(The guy is looking at the poster when suddenly a fist breaks through and gets him in the nose.The guy falls down unconscious.)

General X:(sits down)Now what were we talking about?

(The screen fades to black as the General, Mrs.X and WhiteFoot continue their game and talking about the bum of GCW, Cain.)

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