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Date Posted: 16:43:32 12/02/99 Thu
Author: Major Pain
Subject: LUKE ZAZA YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I'M GONNA SMOKE IT!

***The screen opens at a military training facility where Major Pain is training some men. Major Pain sees the GCW Camrea man and tells his troops to hit the showers and he runs to the camrea***

Major Pain: Well, I see that I finally have a title match here and just my luck, it is against a new jobber what is his name?

[Camera man wispers his name to Major Pain]

Major Pain: Luke Zaza, what kind of name is that? Well that doesn't matter. what matters is that I WILL WITHOUT A DOUBT kick your ass! Well Luke, just to make this match a hell of alot more entertaining seeing as I will be dominating the whole time...what do you say we fight right here? That is right! I'm asking you if you are manly enough to fight me in a MILITARY RULES DEATHMATCH Military rules are ANYTHING GOES and we will fight here in the yard! Anything goes and this yard will be filled with weapons, tanks, etc to make it even funner! What do you say Luke? or are you to afraid of THE BEST CRUSERWEIGHT EVER!?! I will be looking forward to your reply!

[An old man walks by and he looks at the camrea and says "Luke I am your father....and the family secret is you are gay!"]

***Major Pain laughs as the screen goes black!***

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