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Date Posted: 11:02:36 12/04/99 Sat
Author: General X
Subject: Cain, you just don't....

(The screen opens up in the General's office on the base.The General looks like he's working hard.The camera knock and the General looks up and clears his throat.)

General X:Cain, I didn't kill shit except those that were trying to kill me.When I said I took out a whole village, I meant that I cleared the village and burned it down.Yeah, I burned it down, right down to the ground, but think about how meany Americans died that day to save morons like you.Huh!?!?THINK ABOUT IT YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!(calmly)So, your parents beat the shit outa you huh?That would explain why you're so fucked up.Anyway, I never sliced my finger on a piece of anything.The only injuries that I've ever had, was the bullet I took in the knee.I still managed to carry a wounded soldier four miles through that jungle.When I got back to the drop point, I found he was dead, but you know what?While I was carrying him he took out the freak that shot him.I'm proud of him.

(The General stands up and walks over to the American flag.)

General X:You can use that sledge to bust down whatever you'd like, but it doesn't bother me.You said that your dad fought in that war 'eh?Yeah, I remember him.He hijacked a helicopter and high tailed it outa there.before the chopper landed he was hiding behind me and a lot of other people.He was shooting the bad guys whenever they couldn't see him, and then at night he'd talk to us like he was brave or something, acting like a real soldier.Then when we'd tell him the truth about himself he'd run to a near by tree and start crying that he wanted to go home.Yeah, I wanted to go home too, but I didn't....not until the war was over.If I had a second chance, I wouldn't do anything different than what I did.You hear me you PIECE OF SHIT!?!?

(WhiteFoot walks in.)

WhiteFoot:You coming back to casino?

General X:Yeah.See, Cain?We're all friends here.Just not friends with you.We've made peace with them.WhiteFoot, when was the last time you were drunk?

WhiteFoot:Two months ago.

General X:So you weren't drunk when I was at the casino?

WhiteFoot:No.

(Mrs.X walks in with a bunch of guys begging her for a date.She punches one and he asks for more.She walks in and closes the door.)

Mrs.X:*whew, sigh*Hi WhiteFoot.

WhiteFoot:Hello.

General X:Cain, I've been dreaming for days now about seeing you, broken and bleeding at my feet.You're wrong about this country, I'm gonna kick your ass you redneck trailer trash piece of shit!I can't wait to see you in so much pain, you're gonna think what your little dad did to you was nothing, and you will not, be able to break my arm.You broke the arm of a wimpy little cunt.I'm a General.Before I do the Mega Bomb Smash on you, I'm gonna listen to you cry in pain.Your screams will sound like an angel's singing to me.Don't be surprised when I start kicking your ass.

(Everyone but the General and Mrs.X leave.The General and Mrs.X start making out and the General gets her on the desk.The screen fades to black as the General and Mrs.X start having hardcore sex.)

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