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Date Posted: 13:17:30 12/04/99 Sat
Author: CaIn MaNsOn CrOw
Subject: The american hero (me) Vs the american zero (Private xs)




(It is still in washington. Cain is at a local hilton.He is sitting on his bed watching another poor excuses for a promo, by the private X.Cain has on a new orleans saints with a red bandana under neath.cain has in his hand a cigarette. Cain puts the cigarette into a ash tray.From the other room you can hear laughter.Cain looks a little un nerve by this, but goes on to look at the camera. The camera zooms in)

Cain:You just don't get it G.I joe, do you. you are going around talking about your war stories that ou stole from forrest gump, and why not "Stupid is as stupid does" And you my braindead friend are just plain stupid to even think you have a chance of beating me in the ring. I don't care if you like to play dress up, and act like a true american hero. Something that you aren't. You see come friday it just won't matter how many drunken indians you surround yourself with, it isn't going to get you off the hook.I'm going to unleash such pretty horrors on to and show every buddy why the demons success is because of me.

(Cain holds up his shiny tag belt, then throws it to the floor. Cain takes his cigarette out of the ash tray and takes another drag)

Cain:Now giving you the benefit of the doubt, you said you got shot in the knee, running from the north viet kong army, and really general don't be a shamed of this cause alot of are troopers where running for them. But anyways you said you took one in the knee, so brother you got one bad wheel, and believe you me i'm going to exploit that injury, if ou really have an injury at all.

Another thing that caught my eye is you said you fought for the Vietnam war, which would make you about 50 or over. so the youth advantage would and will be on my side. I'm the future of america, this pitiful country, and i'm also the future of the GCW and wrestling in general (No pun intend).

Just face facts private, the man that is the odds on favorite to win this match is me, and just like how you lost us that war in asia, you my friend are going to lose to me.

(The laughters get louder, so cain gets up and walks over to the door.He charges out into the hall away and walks over to the next door hotel room. Cain kicks in the door, and laying on the bed with his pants pulled down is senator jesse helms, he is getting spanked by a hooker.Cain is shocked.The senator gets up and tells the hooker to get out)

Cain:Senator, i can't believe you have done this to the american people.

senator:Oh hush now, i ain't doing nothing then what those old boys are doing in the house and congress. We all need a piece of ass....even if you have to pay for it.

Cain:Ok, i see your point.Hey senator i was wondering if might know some one?

Senator:And what might that be young man?

Cain:A general by the name of Xs, or wendle pointdexter, that is really name.

Senator:Well i do know of a private named wendle pointdexter, he use to try and dress up in a womans dress, just so he wouldn't have to fight in the war, but that failed so he shot himself in the foot just so he could be sent back to the states. He was the biggest coward we have ever had.

(Cain smells something, he heads into the bathroom and low and be hold it is former mayor marion s barry smoking his crack pipe, the same crack pipe that he smoked when he was mayor.)

Cain:You see this boy,this is your american dream, politician that don't care one thing about the american people, i'm not the drain on the american society, you are. The american people are proud of having a true american hero, not a robot like, and even that failed you coward, i mean hell, if you are going to fight for a loss cause, at least try and keep your soldiers alive boy.So come friday, me and you are going to step into that cage, and unlike the war you ran from, you will have no where to run punk!!!!!!!!

(The scene fades)

Ps.
Please general, don't paint me a pic of you two 50 year olds having sexs. Thats like a version of mea young and pat patterson going at it!!!!!!scare thought.

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