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Date Posted: 14:31:21 11/25/99 Thu
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: Mat (cum) Blaster

(The GCW cuts back from commercial to the Canadian flag with Curcuit written on it and you see the best wrestlers of all time gathered up together to make one wicked ass stable,the Curcuit.The camera closes in on the Cooker waving the Canadian flag through the air and you can hear "One Man Army playing in the background.The Cooker begins to speak).

Cooker:Mat Blaster,poor Mat Blaster doesn't know who he's messing with this coming Monday.He's is messing with the best T.V. title champ to ever grace this fed, he is the Cooker and he is going to go Catty-Whompous on Mat Blasters ass until he falls over and dies.Which won't be too hard because my buddy and fellow Curcuit member,POWERHOUSE,will soften his ass up real good.But the Cooker will let you have the weekend off then on Monday you'll step in the ring with the only Curcuit title holder,The Cooker and you'll realize, just as Todd Terrific did,why I'm the legend known as....... the Cooker.

(His music hits and the the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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