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Date Posted: 15:34:36 11/25/99 Thu
Author: Executive Cage
Subject: End of an Era

The camera fades in in Executive Cage's office, he sits there at his desk, relaxing...

Cameraman: Could I get a word with you? I've heard about this "End of an Era" match you've signed.

Cage: Yeah, it's how I'm gonna get rid of the biggest piece of sh*t I ever laid my eyes on, Iceman.

Now, this little...uh...excuse me, BIG piece of sh*t thinks that since he's the commish, he gets what he wants.

He crossed the line with yet another gay match..

First it was that LOD lumberjack match..

Then a couple days ago he just tried to book a "Grimm Reaper is ref, LOD is sitting on a cage with guns world title match."

This guy is an absolute fag.

Have you ever seen his own fed?

What the hell is it called, CIWF?

Canadian something federation, or some shit?

That's the most pathetic fed I've ever seen, he doesn't follow his own rules, he books himself and his bumbuddies as the champions, hell, the LOD has 3/4 of the titles.

Then he comes here, he says he has "great experience" and he gets the fucking commish position...then what?

He doesn't DO SHIT!

He sits here, books gay matches, calls people who can wrestle 10 times better than him JOBBERs, hell he calls our world champ, who believe it or not is a very marketable asset, a jobber, he says he wants to name a PPV after himself..

Well then..

After Friday's hardcore match, where my friend Raziel will show him how to get his ass whipped in many different ways, I've decided it's the end of an era on Monday.

I'll face Iceman, one on one.

The winner, gets the other's power.

If Iceman wins, he gets my Executive position and all the shares I own.

If I win, I get his commish power, and Iceman goes back to being an oversized competitor in the jobber division again.

Simple enough.

But the stips are these:

No interference is allowed on any side.
There must be a winner, No DQ, No Countout.
Any interference, and the interferers will be ejected from ringside and the match will continue.
We will have two referees, to make sure that one doesn't suffer an "unfortunate accident."
Any attacks against the refs, and that person automatically loses.

Simple enough.

See you, Iceman.

Gonna be an end of an era...very soon.

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