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Date Posted: 18:40:43 11/25/99 Thu
Author: Executive Cage
Subject: I'm laughing my ass off at that crappy ass interview
In reply to: Iceman and The LOD 's message, "EXECTIUVE CAGE READ THIS!" on 18:20:57 11/25/99 Thu

The camera fades in inside Cage's office..

Cage: Well that was the biggest f*cking STUPIDEST interview I've ever seen. This is the kind of shit that makes people go turn off and watch crappy ass wrestling, for example, CIWF.

Now I have a few points to make.

Iceman-shut up with the beastality, I know how beastality pride groups need you to constantly mention it, but keep this out of the fed or you're gonna disturb everybody.

You're a tenth generation wrestler? Hell, I don't even think that wrestlings been on long enough for that.

And yes, you may be bigger, stronger, but HELL NO YOU'RE NOT BETTER.

And I'm sure, on Friday, Raziel will TEAR SHIT UP WITH YOUR FAT ASS, and you'll walk into the ring on Monday, and you'll be fucking dead meat, because the simple truth of the matter is, I don't like you, the other wrestlers don't like you, and HELL NO the fan's don't like you.

You also have the queerest catchphrase in the history of sports entertainment.

"Don't hate me because I'm the best"

Wow, that really strikes fear into the hearts of everyone in GCW.

You know something REALLY GAY?

I tuned into UWO the other day, and I saw you asking for more LOD members, and you didn't even know what fed it was.

And one other thing-try to pronounce your words correctly.

And give the close caption guys a better script, you can't even spell pigeons, ass, challenge, and a hell of a lot other words correctly.

In fact, you sound worse than a grade 4 ESL student.

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