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Date Posted: 22:42:52 11/26/99 Fri
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: Mat Blaster

(The scene opens with the Canadian,with curcuit written on it,on the screen and "One Man Army" playing in the background.You suddenly see the Cooker with his belt over his shoulder and his flag in hand, walking to the ring.He grabs a mike from the ring announcer and steps in the ring and throws his tank-top into the crowd).

Cooker:First of all who the hell deleted my first roleplay that pissed me off a whole lot.Second of all Mat Blaster you suck so much you can't even do a good impression in a roleplay,we Canadians say "eh" not "aah",I thought you and the person taking the interview were a little to close.Mat Blaster I will admit that you have guts because you're the first person to ever accept this match,so I'll give you three choices,One you can walk away to your lover,Todd Terrific,Two you can join the biggest stable in the GCW,the Curcuit,three you can step in the ring with the Cooker and watch out because he'll be going Catty-Whompous all night until he thinks you're good and ready to witness him climb the ladder,grab his T.V. belt,and piss on you to put out the fire.So on Monday three things will happen I WILL go Catty-Whompous on your ass,I WILL retain my title,and I WILL make you realize why I'm the legend known as................................... the Cooker.

(He lifts his belt up in the air as he throws his mike in the crowd and he walks out as his music hits).

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