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Date Posted: 22:38:27 11/27/99 Sat
Author: Mat Blaster
Subject: Re: Mat Blaster
In reply to: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson 's message, "Mat Blaster" on 22:42:52 11/26/99 Fri

(Michael Cole waits as Beautiful People plays. Mat Blaster heads to the ring, dressed in a swedish chef outfit.)

MB: Who wants some destruction???
(fans scream I want some destruction)

MC: Mat Blaster, I can only assume that your outfit has something to do with Corey "the Cooker" cookson?

MB: Michael, you heard the chef's remarks. I have three choices. one of them is to hang with Todd, two is to join the Chef working at Denny's, and three is to shove that f@#king ladder right up his pancake flipping, maple leaf ass...eh.
(crowd erupts)

MC: You still have't explained the outfit.

MB: Michael, You know the Blaster has respect for all his opponents. I just want the Chef to know that the society and myself have the utmost respect for him and his comrades at McDonalds across this great country, and to a lesser extent Canada. Therefore I wear the official uniform. I salute thee. (Mat Blaster does a one finger salute as the crowd cheers)

MC: I don't think the Cooker would be to appreciative of that salute.

MB: The Blaster doesn't give a sh*t what the Chef appreciates. All the chef needs to do is shut his mouth and start heading south. You Zamboni driving, moose humping, border running, Doug McKenzie wannabe, THE BLASTER WOULD RATHER BE DEAD THAN CANADIAN RED! Now the Blaster is going to fill you in, Chef, Monday, you and your whole stable is going to be deported, SOD-style. And that TV title is coming home to the Society where it belongs. Now play my music for the Beautiful People.

(Beautiful People starts as Mat Blaster throws down the mic and heads out)

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