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Date Posted: 19:21:50 11/30/99 Tue
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: Why am I so good?

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen and "One Man Army" playing in the background.You suddenly see the Cooker standing there with the T.V. belt and the Canadian flag.He begins to speak.)

Cooker:For those of you who haven't noticed,me the Cooker is undefeated in all three of his matches in the GCW.First in the hardest match so far I defeated fellow Curcuit member, Chris King,in a grueling match-up that could have gone either way.Second,I made Todd Terrific my bitch to capture the T.V. championship belt.Then just tonight I climb a ladder to retain my belt and pretty much make a fool of Mat Blaster's and Todd Terrific's stable.Now that this new rule is out and there will be no more title shot's until the pay-per veiw,so it looks like I'll be relaxing for the next couple of weeks in Canada to enjoy the rest of the Hockey season.So if someone wants a NON-TITLE match you better speak up now,so I'll know who's ass is going to be mine as I go Catty-Whompous on all comers left and right until the fat lady sings and if you go ask Mr.Terrific and Mr.Blaster you'll know why I'm the legend known as........the Cooker.

(His music hits and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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