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Date Posted: 09:53:20 12/01/99 Wed
Author: General X
Subject: I'm challenging five guys....

(The screen opens up in a shooting range.The General is hitting nothing but the bulls-eye.He holsters his gun and walks out to his tank.The General gets in his tank and drives away.)

(Inside the tank.)

General X:Fuck.Shit.Damn.Mother fucker.Son of a bitch.

Mrs.X:What's wrong?

General X:You know what's wrong.

Mrs.X:Oh, because you lost to that freak.Well, the Prez isn't just going to let you walk in and beat his world champ.Besides, now you have to beat five guys.

General X:(frustrated)How does THAT help me?

Mrs.X:Well, before you lost, if you had beaten five guys nobody would have noticed.Now you have to beat five guys and in a couple weeks when you suddenly show up with the world belt, everybody will know that you beat five guys plus the previous world champ.

General X:He IS the world champ.

Mrs.X:I know, but in a couple of weeks, he'll be considered the previous world champ.

General X:He's going to lose it to SOMEBODY before two weeks has past.

Mrs.X:If he does, you can just get the belt from who ever won it, challenge Todd Terrific, beat him, and you will be the best.

General X:Great idea.I'm glad you're my manager.

(They start making out as the screen fades to black.)

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