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Date Posted: 23:23:41 11/30/99 Tue
Author: ThE dEmOnS
Subject: We will face the team of fire and ice friday,but no titles on the line




(It is backstage at a local club in limestone,New york called Rocking Rick.There tonight is Grunge and cains band open up for Ozzy Ousbroune. The GCW camera man comes barging into the demons dressing room.Where grunge has a couple of groupies dance on his lap.Grunge looks over at the broads.)

Grungetruck:Hey girls,why don't you take a hike for a few minutes.

(the girls get off his lap, and walk out the door)

Grunge:What the hell do you want asshole?

(The camera man is out of breath and can't answer)

Grunge:WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT????

Camera(gasping for breath):I was sent down here......(the camera man takes a deep breath)By the prez to get a in depth interview by you.

(Grunge grabs his screwdriver(Vodka and orange juice) takes a swig)

Grunge:And what is that i wonder?

Cameraman:Well the team of fire and ice want a match with you guys this friday.What do you have to say.

(Just as Grunge is about to grin,cain comes in with Ozzy)

Cain:So what is going here?

Grunge:Well this dick stinger says that those chumps we beat at the PPV...

Ozzy:Oh you mean those fairies,fire and ice.

Grunge:Wow Oz,you watch wrestling?

Ozzy:Well my boy jack is a huge fan of the mosh pit demons.

Grunge:Wow we are?That's pretty cool.

(The camera man coughs,trying to get the demons attention.The demons look over at the camera man.)

Grunge:You got a problem?

Camera man:No,but i'm here to get the big scoop the big story.

Cain:Ok. you want to know if we will face the fire and ice tandem.I'm i right or i'm i wrong?

Camera man:Yea.What are you two going to do?

Grungetruck:Well that is quite simple.we will face them.

Camera man:That is great.I'll get right on it.

(Just as the camera man is about to walk out the door,Grunge grabs the camera man by the shirt.Grunge grabs the camera and hands it to the Ozzman)

Grunge:Now you haven't yet heard what we plan on doing to them?

Camera man;And what that might be i wonder?

(Cain walks over to the camera man and grunge)

Cain:Well we want to stress that this will not be for are coveted world tag belts.

Camera man:Oh really.....

(Grunge slaps the camera man across the head)

Grungetruck:Shut up.We really don't think they should be given two title shots in a row.

Cain:Yea,the prez said that there won't be a TITLE DEFENCE intill the PPV.And even if there wasn't a rule like this,fire and ice hasn't proven shit to us as of late.

Camera man:but who are you to call the shots here?

Grungetruck:First we are the tag team champions,and we have defend these belts enough.we give fire and ice there little shot at the PPV,They blow it and now have to wait for another.We will on the other hand face them and beat them,but the belt will not be on the line.period.

Cain:And we want to show them that we are ready for the battle,so give them this message for us.

(Grunge grabs the camera man by the back of the hair and slams his head into the wall.Cain then falls on top of him and starts laying in the punches.Grunge picks him up in a bear hug and cain gives him the moshpit plunge with a steel chair)

Grungetruck:You never talk back to the demons again.

(After that ozzy drops the camera and it shows the camera man laying on the floor in a pool of his own blood)

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