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Date Posted: 15:24:31 12/08/99 Wed
Author: ThE OnE AnD OnLy JaKe StEvEnS
Subject: Chris King and the Rest of LOD

(Jake is walking through a metal detector at the airport. He steps through and the buzzer goes off.)

Security: Sir would you please empty you pockets?

Jake: (Emptying pockets) What seems to be the problem, we didn't do anything.

Security: Well sir you......Hey aren't you Jake Stevens from the GCW!?!? (Jake nodds his head yes.) Yeah! I used to watch you in the IWF and the WOW, among others. Your pretty damn good. I also saw your biography on A&E.

Jake: Well it's nice to know your sch a big fan. We enjoy it when people notice our greatness.

Security: What's the deal with the LOD last night?

Jake: Well unfortunately I wasn't there to help out my brothers when they needed me, but we were just released from the home and are on our way to a meeting a Statics. What do you think f Chris King and the LOD anyway.

Security: Losers! Every damn one of em'! I ouldn't wipe my ass with one of there autographs. Speaking of autographs, can I have one Jake? (Jake pulls out a pen and signs a picture. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out two tickets.)

Jake: Here take these tickets to Friday nights show!

Security: Thanks Jake!!!

( Jake is about to get on the plane. As he enters the tunnel, he looks at the camera.)

LOD, and Chris! We don't care what you say! Your rooody poo candy .....sorry wrong wrestler. You guys can run, but you can't hide from me. I will smack your ass around like a priest does an alter boy! Of course without the sex part. We don't get into that. You obviously didn't see me in any other feds, because this wasn't my gimmick. I was the Reaper. Feared, respected, and worshiped by all that entered the ring with me. Undefeated in every fed I ever competed in. Don't mistake me for your jobber partners in the LOD. I AM THE MAN! To be the man, you have to beat the man. Unfortunatley for you, you can't beat me. NA NA NA NA! Oh and Chris, it takes a fag to know a fag.

(Jake gets on the plane, and the camera fades to black.)

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