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Date Posted: 17:17:51 12/08/99 Wed
Author: General X
Subject: Cain, two days before I rip you apart.....

(The screen opens up in a bar that General X has never once in his life been in.He walks in and sees seven guys, two playing pool, one at a pinball machine, one at a table and three at the bar.He sits at the end of the bar.Everybody looks at him like they want to smash his face.)

General X:Um, howdy everyone.I reckon I oughta get me a beer.

(The General looks at the counter and starts laughing to himself.)

Man1:What the hell did you just say, man?

General X:Yo!(quietly)he he he he.

Man2:Ain't you that X feller.

General X:Last I recall.

Man1:What the hell you doin' here man?This is fer Cain fans onla.

General X:Well ahe he he.

(General X starts laughing like a redneck.)

General X:He- I'm a Cain fan.Let me have the best lil' meal you got.

(The bar tender brings out a Cain special.)

General X:What in tarnation is this, now dammit, git me a meal.

BarTender:Hold on to yer horses now, this is TWO POUNDS a gater and a tall glass a warm milk.

General X:To tell you assholes the truth, I just wanted to see what kind of people actually like Cain.I hate you and-Wait a minute, I recognize you pieces of shit from ALL of Cain interviews concerning me.You guys are my fake fans and actors that Cain hired for his cheap promos aren't you?

Man4:Yup, now I reckon we oughta shut you up.

(Man 1 and 2 start walking toward the General.The General kicks 1 and back hands 2.1 swings at the General but he ducks and 1 hits 2 instead.The General smashes a bottle on 1's face.1 and 2 are out cold.3, 4 ,5, ,6 and 7 all approach the General.With a series of moves, all the guys are down.The General looks at the camera.)

General X:See Cain?You can go after my "Fans" all you want, but my real fans aren't just going to turn around and start bagging me just because you pay them twenty bucks a piece.However your fans will switch to me and it will not cost me a dime.You don't have any real fans, you suck.You don't have any friends, people don't like you, chicks don't like you, I don't like you, you don't have any fans except the ones you paid, I'm just going to lay it on you man, you suck.You suck so bad you even had your fat ugly friend Grungetruck dress up like me AND you beat-off with food.Seek help, man.

(The General leaves and hops in his tank.He speeds away at a blazing twenty miles an hour(fast for a tank).The screen fades to black.)

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