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Date Posted: 16:39:22 12/08/99 Wed
Author: Corey "The Cooker" Cookson
Subject: General X,and Everyone else read.

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag on the screen and "One Man Army" playing in the background.The Cooker suddenly appears out of nowhere with his Canadian flag and T.V. title over his shoulder,he begins to speak).

Cooker:Hey,everyone I have a few things to talk about,Cain Manson Crow and grungetruck I don't know what's wrong with Mayhem but he doesn't want you guys in for some reason even though me,Mack,and King want you guys in.But he's the co-leader along side me and I can't let you in unless he agrees.Mayhem if we had the tag-team champions we would be pretty damned wicked stable with the T.V. chmapion,Hardcore champion,soon to be peoples champion Chris King,and soon to be crusierweight champion Mack Mandrusiac.Oh yeah,you're buddy General X is making fun of mine and Mack's country and we're not going to stand here and take it,so stay out of it Mayhem because this won't be a big feud because my belt is not at stake and I won't retaliate by making fun of America even though it would be a good feud because we're both Hardcore patroits,but I won't lower myself to his level.Now General X you've been waiting to hear your hero say your name and he just did so are you happy now.On tuesday I WILL be going Catty-Whompous on your ass until there is no more beer,no more hot-dogs,and no more General X.So when you step in the ring and feel the electricity of the fans anticipation of seeing their idle in action,then suddenly feel the pain of the Cooker Spaniel,your mind clouds and you don't where you are as you hear three slaps to the mat followed by the bell and the eruption of the fans satisfaction at their heroes performence,that my friend is when you'll realize why I'm the legend known as.............................................. the Cooker.

(He gives the Cooker Spaniel sign as "One Man Army" starts playing in the background and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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Re: General X,and Everyone else read. -- Mayhem, 17:30:10 12/08/99 Wed