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Date Posted: 15:01:20 11/20/99 Sat
Author: Messiah
Subject: MR MIAVIA is funny

The Halloween H2o theme tune plays and out walks the messiah.
On the way to the ring the messiah looks left then right and then raises his hand to his chest.
The messiah then asks for a mic.
He stands in the ring waiting for the crowd to stop chanting .

He then says

Messiah: The Messiah is HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE......
(the crowd cheer)
Anyway thats not the point.The point is that wanker backstage thinks he's going to beat the messiah at Death Pilgimage.
I' mean that Tosser backstage says he going to stick a car up my ass.
I wonder how he will pick up a car because he can't even pick up a peice of paper.
Anyway at death pilgrimage i will get that wanker,drag his ass all over that ring then i will take his ass on a $1.99 tour around the arena.Check his ass into the Messiah Mansion then drag his ass to room 222 then lay a messiah slam on his Fat asssssssssssss.
If you knooooow who i am............Na na
If you smellllalalaallaou...What......the..Messiah is................Na Na thats not right.

Because the Messiah Said So.

The messiah then leaves the ring with the crowd cheering his name.

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