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Date Posted: 10:26:27 11/21/99 Sun
Author: ThE dEmOnS
Subject: Fire and ice final resting place



(its at a cemetery.It's a pitch black night,with the moon is getting fogged out by the clouds.Moments later there is a lighting strike,you can only make out two shadowy figure,as it gets closer you an see the cherry of his cigarette.Another lighting flash again and the figure is know now,its grunge truck and cain manson crow.Grunge takes out the cigarette and throws it on the ground and crush it out.In cains hand is a shovel.Cain puts the shove on one of the tombstone.he grins at the cam as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out his pack of smokes.)

Grungetruck
:What the hell are we doing here cain?

Cain:What do you think moron,a promo for the GCW.

Grungetruck:Oh,i see this is kind of like showing where old people go after florida.

Cain:Yea what ever.Anyways we have a match with those two asscracks named......

Grunge:Fire and ice.Yea those two suck,big ones bra.

Cain:Anyways,come tomorrow or when ever they decide the show will go on.We are going to show these guys that there never too old to die.lets prove my point.

(grunge and cain walk over to a tombstone,Cain grabs the camera and push it down to get a shot of a tombstone.it say "Are beloved son billy-born 1999-died1999" .Cain makes grunge bow his head and pulls the cig from between his lips,they walk back over to another that say "are beloved grandfather born 1899-died 1999)

Cain:Yes,you are never too young or too old to meet your maker.I'm going to enjoy watching you two screaming in pain on the canvas.I'll take great pleasure and pride in knowing that i pushed you two the braking point and brake you two......(long pause)In half.

Grunge:And after we beat you two pud smackers down,me and the cainster are going to a local stripclub and hire the stripper with the smallest hips and huge titties.We are going to party hard,but we are going to punish you two harder.We are going to live fast,die young and leave a good looking corpse.

Cain:Unfortunately we can't say the same for you two.Just think about it well you still have time to think.and just remember don't write checks your ass can't cash bitch.

(Grunge pulls out a cig,and sticks it between his lips)

Grungetruck:Lets get out of here dude.

(grunge and cain just walks off reviling a fresh grave with headstone that say here lays Fire and ice,both have never gotten laid)

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