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Date Posted: 01:22:14 11/22/99 Mon
Author: The Shadow
Subject: Not both Dude....

(The scene opens up in a guard tower.A Russian soldier is looking around with the search light.He gets a call on the radio.)

Russian:Yeah?

Radio:*tcrtcrtcr*We have an intruder.He's broken in a probably headed your way!You have to get out of there, NOW!

(The Russian drops the radio as he grabs his gun and sits quietly in the corner.The Shadow appears at the top of the ladder.The Russian sees The Shadow and blasts him until he's out of ammo.)

Shadow:You'll never learn will you?You're just like this moron named Dude Dammage.He thinks he can beat me.

(The Russian suddenly loses his scared look.)

Russian:Dude Dammage thinks he can beat you?

Shadow:You've heard of him?

Russian:Yeah, he's been declared number two jobber of GCW.

Shadow:Who's number one?

Russian:Mr.Miavia.

Shadow:Figures.

Russian:What's wrong with that guy?

Shadow:He's stupid.

Russian:No, I mean Mr.Miavia.

Shadow:What do you mean?

Russian:Well, he asks that one guy who UK Marshal was and when the guy tried to answer he said, "It doesn't matter who he is."

Shadow:Oh, he's stupid too, and he thinks he's the Rock.

Russian:He actually thinks he's the Rock?

Shadow:Yeah.He really does think he's the Rock.

Russian:Now, what about this moron named Dude Dammage?

Shadow:He thinks he's gonna win against me and he doesn't think I really have powers.

(A Russian jeep pulls up to the tower.)

Russian:You had better get going.

Shadow:Yeah.They might accidently shoot you instead of me.Bye.

Russian:Bye.

(A strike of lightning runs through The Shadow.The scene fades out as the smoke clears to revel that The Shadow is gone.)

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