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Date Posted: 00:22:42 11/23/99 Tue
Author: Dude Dammage
Subject: Where the hell are you, man?
In reply to: The Shadow 's message, "Not both Dude...." on 01:22:14 11/22/99 Mon

Dude Dammage sits inside of a bar, having a beer and watching the recent Shadow offering and the bartender is watching it also.

Bartender: So Dude, what do ya think of that guy there?

DD: Well, it seems that this guy is tryin' to escape a fat camp, too, like his buddy Brian "The Hamhock" Steel. Obviously, this jaboner isn't in training to take down The Dude, 'cause he's always in some Dude-forsaken place tryin' to what, flash a bunch of Commies or somethin' and have them shoot blanks at him. The Dude's been in trainin' hardcore for both him and Steel tomorrow at the PPV.

Bartender: I also seen that you joined up with the Society, how'd that come about?

DD: Well, ever since The Dude won the US belt, Teriffic and Blaster tried to punk The Dude out. That takes balls, and The Dude respects that. Besides, it doesn't hurt to have some stroke here in GCW, and with the two most powerful forces in this company, The Dude and the Society, they can meet any challenge that presents itself.

Bartender: Damn, you guys are gonna kick some major ass out there.

DD: Damn straight.

Then a striking beauty with long blonde hair, and long legs to match cozys up to the barstool next to Dammage with a cold beer in her hand.

Beauty: Hi, Dude, I'm one of your biggest fans, and I wondered if I could sit with you for a while.

DD: As long as that drink you have there has a twin.

Beauty: Sure, (turns to bartender) another one for my favorite guy.

DD: Thanks babe, after a while, maybe you could serve The Dude up some....pie at your place later on as well?

Beauty: Oh definitely. I get The Dude's drift.

DD: Ooooohhhh yeahhh.

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