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Date Posted: 19:22:00 11/15/99 Mon
Author: Chris King
Subject: Royal rumble, Corey Cookson, who cares?

[ Chris King is looking around in a music store when a camera crew comes in from GCW. Chris does not see them at first. ]

Reporter - Psst!

Chris King - Ah! Geez, don't ever do that again.

[ He sees the GCW logo on the reporters microphone. ]

Chris King - Oh, your from GCW.

[ The reporter nods. ]

Chris King - Ok. I suppose you want an interview? Well ok, I'll give one.

[ There is a moment of silence. As Chris digs around in the "a" section. ]

Reporter - Looking for anything in particular?

Chris King - Uh huh. Aerosmith...Does this store even have anything good? Man.

Reporter - Did you see Corey "The Cooker" Cookson's interview?

Chris King - Yeah I did. You know what? That little b*stard said my stable is full of losers right? Well, I don't see any superstars in The Circuit do you?

Reporter - You know I can;t answer that.

Chris King - Your right, my bad, forgive me. He did say something about my mother right?

Reporter - I believe so.

Chris King - Oh ho ho. Grow up Corey. Hm, what a dumb sounding name, Corey "The Cooker" Cookson. It's almost retarded. So what are you Corey some kind of homo chef / sh*tty wrestler? c.W.o? Isn't that a little close to n.W.o? Now there was a real stable.

Reporter - Is it true you joined Team X-Treme?

Chris King - Yeah. I know Mayhem from another fed. When I saw him I emailed him asking what's up and he told me about the stable so I had to join because I know it's going to rule.

Reporter - Well, I heard they have some good people.

Chris King - Well, heh, we're still searching. When Mayhem wins the hardcore title-

Reporter - If.

Chris King - (mad) WHEN he wins the hardcore title everybody will know we're for real.

Reporter - Ok. But Mat Blaster is in S.O.D. and they look to be the number one stable right now.

Chris King - Who cares.

[ He finally finds an Aerosmith cd. ]

Chris King - D*mn, I already have this one.

Reporter - Well, we have to wrap this up. What's next for you?

Chris King - Well, I'm going to enter the royal rumble and hopefully win and go on tot he ppv where I will hopefully win the World Title.

Reporter - Thank you for your comments.

[ The Reporter walks off. Chris King decides the music store sucks and leaves too. ]

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