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Date Posted: 20:24:24 11/15/99 Mon
Author: DeCaff-X
Subject: DeCaff-X is the Game.

It's kinda dark, outside a very very expensive looking house.

The cameraman walks to the front door, and beside him is MICHAEL COLE and they ring the bell.

The door opens, showing CaffeineBoy, and the cameraman and Michael Cole step through.

CaffeineBoy: Go down, the rest of DeCaff-X and the fans are downstairs.

CaffeineBoy walks down the stairs, then turns and looks up, asking if the cameraman is coming.

CaffeineBoy: You coming?

The cameraman and Michael Cole walk downstairs, and they walk into a huge room with several big screen TVs.

CaffeineBoy sits onto a couch with two lovely girls on it, and leans back and relaxes.

Over in another corner of the room, we see Brick & Stone playing the new GCW Meltdown video game, against two fans.

CaffeineBoy: So, sup Michael Cole and cameraman-boy, join the party.

Cole: Actually we're here to get your opinion on the Survivor Series match and the Royal Rumble.

CaffeineBoy: Well as you can see, I'm...enjoying myself, go pry their hands away from those controllers and ask them.

Cole shakes his head exasperatingly and walks over, and sits down.

On the screen, it's Brick & Stone as themselves vs. the fans using the LOD for some reason.

We see a perfect BRICKHOUSE slam into Iceman, and SMACK down he goes, a cover as Stone holds off Hotshot...

one...

two...

three.

Brick: There you go, we told you no matter how good you are at this game, the Brick & Stone Connection is way better than ANY LOD. This game is VERY AUTHENTIC YOU SEE.

Cole taps him on the shoulder.

Cole: Well I was hoping to get your opinion...

Stone: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MY OPINION IS... joking. Go ahead.

Cole: Well we know that you've joined up with the SOD for this Survivor Series, SIX ON SIX match at Destruction.

Brick: Well the way we see it, and the way we demonstrated it just then, DeCaff-X can really whup some ass, especially against the group of complete jobbers known as LOD. I mean, most of them are over 500 pounds, what kinda speed is that? The only way they could win is if we fell asleep waiting for them to try to lift their fat asses up and try to get out of the corner. That's the only way.

Stone: Now seeing as we'll be facing them six on six, well we all know they aren't going to use their quantity advantage against us...except for maybe when it comes to quantity of food consumed.

(he makes a motion of a round fat belly)

Brick: Anyway, we're going back to play our game and show how DeCaff-X IS THE GAME. So piss off, go bother Caffy.

Cole: All right then.

Meanwhile, the cameraman is busy looking at some girls in the corner, Michael Cole grabs him by the arm and drags him over to where CaffeineBoy is sitting with the two girls.

CaffeineBoy: Great, now they managed to get you off their back and now you have to bother me.

Cole: Well...

CaffeineBoy: This is what I have to say about the Survivor Series. DeCaff-X and SOD are coming out as the winners. There's no chance in hell that the LOD can beat us, because I alone, am one tough SOB. I am the embodiment of athleticism, unlike the chunks of fat lard known as LOD. Also, we got both of the Number One Contenders on our side. Me...and Todd Terrific. Speaking of which, I think, hell we'll have one hell of a match at Death Pilgrimage... Doesn't matter which one of us comes out the champion, because we both know that we are GCW, not Cage, not the execs, not anyone else.

As for the Royal Rumble...uh...Good luck everyone, hopefully I'll come in near the end, so you'll at least manage to do some moves on people. heh heh.

And Michael Cole, dammit loosen up, this is a party!

(he motions around the room, where fans and DeCaff-X are partying)

The cameraman suddenly gets this urge to tape girls again...so the camera fades out.(sad isn't it, for all you no-lifes.)

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