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Date Posted: 16:29:43 11/16/99 Tue
Author: The LOD
Subject: EXECIUTIVE OFFICER CAGE, SOD AND DE-CAFF X, AND PREZ, AND BRIAN STEEL READ!

***The screen opens at a GCW House Show where the LOD is coming to the ring in their tank with Allstar platying over the PA!***

[they all get out of the tank with their machine guns and get into the ring]

(Iceman grabs a mic)

Iceman: WELCOME TO LOD IS GCW! now, I see we have some asshole on staff named Execiutive Officer Cage that thinks he can just run his ass down the ramp in an LOD match? THINK AGAIN ASSHOLE! On Friday Cage, I want your corprate ass in a LOD'S RULES HELL IN THE CELL MATCH and it will be me, The GCW Commish vs. you, the GCW's Execiutive Asshole of an Officer. so Cage on Friday bring your little black suit wearing ass down that ramp and I gaurentee that your ass will be kicked LOD STYLE! infront of all the BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF THE LOD'S FANS and they will all be chanting Iceman...Iceman... and then your stuck up little ass will go down!

[The BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF THE LOD'S FANS cheer as Iceman gives Hotshot the mic]

Hotshot: Ok, SOD, now you see that me and Iceman and our mystery partner are going to take on you and your mystery partner! now, there is NO WAY IN HELL! that your gay ass stable SOD will beat the LOD! SOD is the green stuff I have on my lawn that I cut down every Sunday! so SOD we here in the LOD are going to mow the SOD! So, SOD when we meet in the ring your asses will be so afraid when the LOD music fires up you will fall out of the ring. so, I guess you 2 and your gay ass partner should go to the LOD CHAPEL down the road and say your prayers before our match! hope you enjoy hell!

[The crowcd cheers again as Hotshot gives Major Pain the mic]

Major Pain: Ok now, De-Caff X I see that you boyz aren't to happy about the LOD having BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF LOD FANS and all you guys have are DOZENS AND DOZENS OF FAT DRUNKS AS FANS! is that the reason?

DON'T HATE US BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST!!!

So De-CaffX I challange any ONE of your members to a standard match on Friday! just name a member and you got a match!

[Major Pain slides out of the ring and walks over to a fat man with a sign that says "DE-CAFF X KICKS ASS" and Major Pain grabs the man's decaffinated cola can and draws and X over the word COLA then Major Pain stomps on the can and throws it at the fan. the fan is KOed and Major Pain slides bac into the ring]

{Major pain gives the mic to Tommy Hardcore}

Tommy: Welcome to GCW IS HARDCORE!

[The crowd cheers]

Tommy: Brian why did you leave LOD, with us you had protection and friends and now you are out in the cold where you are fair game for the LOD! Brian, I want you in a HARDCORE MATCH on Monday! Reply if you aren't a sissy! I will see you in hell!

***The LOD shoots off their guns and gets in their tank and leaves!***

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