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Date Posted: 17:03:11 11/16/99 Tue
Author: DeCaff-X
Subject: DeCaff-X reminds LOD of a few things.
In reply to: The LOD 's message, "EXECIUTIVE OFFICER CAGE, SOD AND DE-CAFF X, AND PREZ, AND BRIAN STEEL READ!" on 16:29:43 11/16/99 Tue

CaffeineBoy walks out into an arena, where he gets thundering cheers, as Blink 182's What's My Age Again? plays over the speakers.

He slides into the ring, and poses at four corners, to more cheers and camera flashes.

CaffeineBoy catches a mic from the ringside crew, and begins walking around the ring with a businesslike look on his face.

CaffeineBoy: Now we all know one thing, LOD hasn't been watching themselves lately.

First of all, we already have a little Survivor Series match. The 3vs3 match isn't on anymore, instead, it will be SOD, DeCaff-X (the greatest team in sports entertainment today) against LOD in a SURVIVOR SERIES elimination match!

And I know, the crowd is anticipating a great match, not that lackluster PPV the WWF just put out.

So...There will be no DeCaff-Xer facing Major Pain, in fact, it will be all of DeCaff-X and SOD facing the LOD.

DeCaff-X will stomp a mudhole in your ass, and then...when you're lying on the ground, we'll throw you back to your fat friends and tell them to TEAR IT ONE HELL OF A LOT MORE WIDER THAN IT ALREADY IS!

Now, you run around with guns and think you are great, and you think you have billions and billions of fans...well CaffeineBoy says this-how many of you have actually WON A MATCH?

And as for any of us being scared...well the fact is, when you hear my music, and you're all trying to fit inside the frickin' ring, and then there's no room because of your fat asses, then maybe at that moment, the ringside crew will be scared they'll have to clean up the broken ring.

And here's another thing, just before I leave...

You say you're the best? Well let me ask you-how far are you in the rankings?

CaffeineBoy throws the mic out of the ring, and jumps over the top rope and out... he leaves the arena.

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  • DeCaff-X reminds LOD of a few things. -- DeCaff-X, 17:03:22 11/16/99 Tue
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