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Date Posted: 01:18:08 11/17/99 Wed
Author: ThE dEmOnS
Subject: A new limo for are first PPV with the GCW



(It is at a garage in downtown LA.Moments later grunge pulls up in a limo.There is no driver just grunge.He pulls the limo into the garage and stops the engine.Grunge gets out of the car and a mechanic comes walking p to him.He has oil and grease on his face)

Mechanic:So grunge wheres Cain?

Grunge:He'll be here in minute.

(Moments later a black herst pulls around the corner)

Grunge:Theres my man.

:(After grunge say those words the black herst pulls up to the garage.The engine cuts off,and cain gets out of the herst)

Cain:I can't believe we are doing this.

Grunge:Just think about it brother.This new limo is going to be cool as hell and we will get alot of attention because of it dude.

Cain:Yea but this herst is costing me alot of money dude.It better look cool.

Grunge:Just relax.Hey carl get your ass over here buddy.

(Carl the mechanic runs over to grunge and cain.He has a wrench in his hand and is patting)

Carl:Yes boss.

Grunge:Giving him the herst keys cain

(Cain shakes head no)

Grunge:Dude don't fuck around,just give him the damn keys already.

(Cain whisper something in his ear)

Grunge:Dude he isn't going to hurt the damn thing,it is a car goddamn.

(Cain hands carl the keys and then say something to him)

Cain:You f*** up my car i'll rip you
balls off,and wear them as earrings.

(He shoves the keys into his hand,and push him away.Carl goes running into the garage)

Grunge:Dude you need to relax and shit.

Cain:Dude not this shit again.listen lets just talk about are match at hand,and that is monday when we take on those two punks called fire and ice .

Grunge:Yea.What is going to happen at the PPV is that the demons are walking into that match with the tag gold as well as catherine zeta jones on my arm.But we are walking out the tag champions as well .

Cain:Damn straight dude!

Grunge:Yes it is damn straight cause the team of those two panzy just suck ass.
Cain:Don't over shadow the demons potentially,we are the future of the tag team scene.Plan and simple.

Grunge:You know it brother.the demons worked there ass off to get that tag gold,and believe me we will be damn if we are going to lose that title.

Cain: The first was a fluke,the second will be us walking out with are hands raised.

Grunge: You piece of trash stole a victory from the demons,thanks to the brick and dick connection.But you see when the demons walk in the ring monday you should just stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye

Cain: And just remember,that comes curtisy of the demons bitch.

Grunge: Please cain,watch your mouth.This is a family show,not that x-rated WWF

Cain:Sorry,I know you are right brother.Even thou we did lose the first,it won't happen again , it was you morons that take us up on it.Now we aren't going to set out here and talk about how bad we are going to kick your ass......(long pause) We are going to let you experience that first hand,Just like we have done to dozen of teams before you.

(Grunge start doing a masturbation motion.and a funny face)

Grunge:Listen cain quit telling the fans what they already know.I mean it is so obvious that the demons are going to walk out of that match with the win and with are belts over the shoulder.But lets give them something they don't know.

Cain:And what is that?

Grunge: Is that after the match,any fan with any friend can jump over that railing a challenge the tag team champions.they will lose, and get the worst beating of there life,but hey i love giving back to the fans.so see you monday.

(Scene fade out)

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