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Date Posted: 17:38:26 12/13/99 Mon
Author: Corey "the Cooker" Cookson w/Mack Mandrusiac
Subject: General X!and Everone else read!

(The scene opens with the Canadian flag and "One Man Army"
playing in the background.You suddenly see the Cooker walking down the street with Mack Mandrusiac and Horatio Hornblower,Cooker's manager.Cooker has his belt around his waist and waves the Canadian flag as they drink their good Canadian beer,the Cooker begins to speak).

Cooker:General X,there is one thing that the two of us agree on....that Canadian beer is the best in North America.Me and my two buddies are crusin' down the streets of my hometown of Edmonton....

(They stop walking for a second,smell the air and take a sip of their beers).

Cooker:.......Alberta,Canada where the Cooker was born and raised;and for those of you who didn't know,the Cooker was trained just south of here in the Hart Family dungeon in the wrestling capital of the world Calgary....

(They stop walking again,point south to Calgary and take a sip of their beers).

Cooker:......Alberta,Canada where greats like all of the Hart Family,Chris Jericho and the late Owen Hart were born and raised.But now that you know where I come from,I'll get on to business.First off we need members fast or else we're not an official stable.The prez has been kind enough to keep us on there for now but we won't forever.So please come to us all you Fiji Pub-ites and join the stable of champions and soon to be number one contender for the Crusierweight belt.

(Cooker and Horatio both do the n.W.o point as Mack poses for the camera).

Cooker:We all know Mack is going to win without my help because the competition is pretty bad in the Crusierweight division.General X you've been impressing me day by day in your roleplays,because first off I hated you,then I said your not bad,now I respect you.So I'll keep the match clean because you respect me as a patriot and I respect you as a patroit.But I'll still go Catty-Whompous on your ass tommorrow all night long until the fat lady sings.You've been the only wrestler so far to keep with my roleplays and I respect that and I've decided that you will get a title shot after the pay per view weather the prez likes it or not.So on Tuesday you'll realize why I'm the legend known as .................................................the Cooker.

(He gives the Cooker spaniel sign and mack gives the Wolfmack sign as "One Man Army" hits and the camera fades out on the Canadian flag).

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