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Date Posted: 20:11:09 12/13/99 Mon
Author: General X
Subject: Cooker read....


(The screen opens on the base.The General is outside and a platoon is working on the Super-Tank.The General is studying the plans for the "X-14 Turbo Super Tank".Jeff walks up and taps on the General's shoulder.)

General X:Ahh!Oh, hi Jeff.You scared the crap out of me.Umm, what do you want?Oh wait, you have a camera, you want an interview, right?

Jeff:Yup.

General X:Ok.Cooker, you're right, we're both patriots.I love my country and you understand that.You love your country and I understand that.So our countries had a little war, but I don't care.We have everything settled everything.Now I here you have decided to give me a title shot.That's good.See these(points at medals on his uniform).I earned all seventeen of these things for shit I've done in the Army.Now I'm gonna earn the T.V title for kicking your ass.In another fed, about a month and a half ago, I beat someone who was undefeated, and now I'm gonna beat you, and you're undefeated.He he.Do you see a pattern?Um, Jeff, listen man, I'm really busy with this Super Tank stuff, can you come back later maybe?

Jeff:Sure.See ya.

General X:See ya.

(The screen fades to black as the General starts yelling commands.)


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