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Date Posted: 20:27:28 11/12/99 Fri
Author: General X
Subject: Hey Todd

(The screen opens up in a white room with five guys in ninja suits and the General is standing in front of them.)


General X:Hey Todd, these guys have black belts in every form of martial arts.I've hired them to try to kick my ass all over the room and send me to the hospital.I've code-named them 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

(The five men position themselves in fighting stances.)

General X:Ready guys?

(The men bow.)

General X:Fight!

(1 kicks, the General catches the leg.2 swings, the General ducks and the fist hits 1.The General punches 2 in the gut.3 and 4 run at the General with nun-chucks.3 swings, the General ducks and kicks him in the nuts, then the General jump-kicks him in the face.3 get's back up and the General does a roundhouse(spinkick) sending 3 to the floor.4 does a flying sidekick towards the General, the General cacthes the foot and swings 4 through the wall.5 rolls on the floor,then jumps up with a kick, the General steps off to the left and punches 5 in the liver.5 turns around, the General punches 5 in the stomache then does a palm punch to 5's face, then the General punches 5 in the stomache, 5 bends over holding his stomache, the General elbows 5 in the neck.5 goes down.1 get's up and starts running towards the General.The General rolls under 1, 1 falls down.The General runs to 1 and kicks him in the face knocking 1 out.)

General X:*sigh*Yeah.Todd, your ass is grass.This was just an example of what I'm going to do to you.One more thing, I see you signed a no title match with me.What's wrong?You signed the match, are you afraid of losing your belt to the old General?Come on son, make it interesting.

(The screen fades to black.)

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