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Date Posted: 21:26:57 11/12/99 Fri
Author: Todd Terrific
Subject: X your time will come

The scene opens at what appears to be a small asian village. Todd Terrific walks into the view of the camera and begins to speak.

TT- After seeing the brilliant display of general X and his awesome fighting abilities, I have flown here to Tibet to train with the ancient monks of the 2 styles.

The camera view changes and it now has the lines of older film and Todd is dressed in a black karate outfit. He begins to speak again, however this time the voices are off just like in the real karate movies.

TT- I have come here, to fight the monks of the 2 styles. Is anyone going to tell me where they are? Just as I thought, I must find them myself.

Todd walks thru the village when suddenly a man jumps out of one of the huts. He takes his stance and is obviously a monk of the preying mantis style.

Monk- You want a fight? Come, fight me.

With this the two begin to fight. It is an obvious kung fu movie fight with both missing each other on punches and kicks. The scene cuts forward and the monk lies on the ground with movie blood on his nose and mouth.

Monk- You fight well, but even after defeating me you can not beat my brother.

He goes unconscious and another monk steps out. His stance is that of the monkey as he swings his arms over his head and attacks. Again we see the two fighting and making karate noises until Todd takes the man down....

Director- Cut, thats a wrap folks!!

TT-- Hey wait that is my line. Just kiddin boss. Now General X, this is just showing you that anyone can beat the crap outta a couple scrubs with "martial arts experience", but once I get you in the ring you won't have a director there to call the action and I am not just a number. Even though you kinda remind me of number 2. Now, that my friends, is a wrap!!!!!!!

Todd and the two monk actors walk to the refreshment tent as the camera fades out.

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