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Date Posted: 21:58:46 10/31/99 Sun
Author: Zone
Subject: Hello Earthlings!

{The camera opens up in a white room with a large bed,a T.V., an N64, a VCR, a box full of movies, a Chess board,a cable box and two green things playing Chess)


Zone:Your turn.

(The other alien moves his rook and kills Zone's queen)

Zone:Ahhhh!

Bob:Sorry.

Zone:It's okay.

(A gaurd walks by and looks at Zone)

Zone:Did my "Super man collectors item" come in yet?

Gaurd:Nope.

Zone:Ooh that makes me angry.

Gaurd:But there is a cameraman here for you.

Zone:Well send him in.

(A man walks in and sits down)

Man:You called for an interview, right?

Zone:Yeah.I wanted to tell everyone at GCW that the President of the Area51 prison control said that i'm allowed to wrestle.So, watch out mother fu*kers, I ain't fu*king playing with you as*holes, I'm here to knock your as*es out cold with the Meteor Bomb.I'm number one!Anyone want to try to prove me wrong?Bring it on.

(The gaurd hands Zone a bottle of pills)

Zone:Man, get that sh*t away from me, I'm not fu*king crazy, it's just there are too many as*es left to kick.

(Zone slaps the bottle onto the floor)

(The camera is cut off without a reason)

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