VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, [3] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 16:26:50 11/01/99 Mon
Author: DeCaffeination-X
Subject: DeCaff-X is IN THE HOUSE! READ LOD!

***Blink 182's What's My Age Again? plays over the speakers at the arena where DESTRUCTION will be held, and the crowd goes nuts***

The arena blacks out, then we hear a faint sound in the background...the PYRO F*CKING EXPLODES!

Standing there, on the entranceway, is CAFFEINEBOY AND THE BRICK AND STONE CONNECTION, THE PEOPLE WHO RAN IN AND BEAT DOWN THE LOD!

CaffeineBoy stands near the back of the entranceway, his arms across his chest, wearing black tearaways and a black DeCaffeination-X t-shirt. Behind him is "The Brick" Stephen Rivera and "The Stone" Taha Javed, and they stand, looking to the capacity crowd.

They make their way down the ramp, and the crowd is unsure of what they should do...cheer or boo.

CaffeineBoy says something to a few of the crowd members as he makes his way into the ring and they laugh a bit.

DeCaffeination-X gets inside the ring, and CaffeineBoy catches a mic from the ringside crew.

CaffeineBoy: Cut the f*cking music!

(music stops)

CaffeineBoy: Now I know this seems abrupt, but GCW has been needing some more teams in the tag division, and more stables...so I went, picked up that cell phone, and called two of my high school friends.

(crowd cheers)

CaffeineBoy: I now INTRODUCE TO YOU, THE BRICK AND STONE CONNECTION, The Brick! Stephen Rivera! (The Brick nods.) And the STONE! Taha Javed!(he bows to the crowd)

We are, DECAFFEINATION-X!

Brick: What do you think of us?

Stone: GCW's top singles star, and the top tag team...

CaffeineBoy: The ultimate team, DeCaffeination-X! Be on your toes, because ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE IN GCW!

Brick: Now we're here to talk about our match on Friday Night. You know, our challenge to any two of the LOD still stands. If they're too weak to come out and meet us two-on-two, then it's not our fault they just pissed their pants.

Stone: We'll face both of you, two on two, this very ring, Friday night. Be there, or be dead when your face gets implanted into the concrete outside!

(crowd cheers)

CaffeineBoy: Now I'm here to talk about my match with Puppa Smiley. Once again, that gay fag has proven to me that he really is a worthless piece of crap just like most of the others in GCW.

A slave match. What the hell is that supposed to mean?

(DeCaff-X laughs)

CaffeineBoy: Then of course, you all know I'm going to win, so I already have plans for Puppa Smiley. First of all, he'll be DeCaff-X's punching bag. Then, when we're done beating his ass into the ground, we'll go make him have a "hump me till I die" match with his bumbuddies in those gay strip bars, then lastly, we'll throw his stupid SOB ass off a bridge so you'll NEVER........EVER HAVE TO SEE HIM AGAIN!

(crowd cheers!)
CaffeineBoy: Now hit our music, we got a party to go to.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT-8
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.