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Date Posted: 13:06:22 11/03/99 Wed
Author: Zone
Subject: Everyone Read!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera opens up in a flying saucer.Zone is at the wheel.)


Zone:Little Derry,I've been sitting on my duff, doing nothing but playing chess with Bob over here and playing the N64, but that doesn't matter, I'm still going to win no matter what.If you were to shoot up with all the roids GCW can produce, worked out for a month and all I did was sleep, I could still beat you at any match.I mean, I don't like to brag but it's true.The sad truth is you're a loser with a capital "L".

(He pushes the "Auto-pilot" button and starts to walk around the ship.)


Zone:You see, you seem to think that you want some of me, but really, you're scared out of your tiny little mind.Also, I just wanted you to know, I challenged you, you accepted, so I signed the match for this Monday.No disqualification.


(Zone walks over to his Chess board.He sits down and starts playing against Bob.)


Zone:Also, I'd like to ask anyone that is open, to stand guard against any little friends that little Derry might
have run in to save his ass.I know, I know what you're thinking, "Why stop little Derry's friends from attacking Zone"? Well, I'll owe you a favor!Ok?Bye Bye!


(Zone walks infront of the camera with his hand close to his toy laser gun.)


Zone:Draw!


(The camera man draws the gun that Zone gave him to play with.Zone draws his gun faster and the gun makes a blasting noise.)


Zone:Gotcha!

Cameraman:AHHHH!

Zone:Hehehe.

(The cameraman shuts off the camera and the screen goes black.)

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