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Date Posted: 17:20:46 11/05/99 Fri
Author: Mayhem
Subject: Hakeem, Mat Blaster and Kliq read

(-- Mayhem's Monster Truck pulls up and Mayhem and Tommy Hardcore get out. Mayhem takes off his sun glasses and puts them in his pocket. Tommy is drinking a beer --)

Mayhem: Well, well. It looks like my little Kliq buddies booted me out cause I'm partners with a guy who's in LOD-

Tommy Hardcore: -and the most hardcore s.o.b. in this fed

Mayhem: Well that too. Derry, Lou, you bastards made a bigass mistake caning the Hardcore Icon. When I win that hardcore title you two losers will be in an ally sleeping in the dumpster and will look up at the hardcore icon and wish you never made that mistake.

Camerman: What makes you so sure your going to win the hardcore title?

Mayhem:...I should smack you up for saying something so f*cking stupid. Use your head man. Look at Mat Bastard, he even says he's not hardcore. Then look at me, the hardcore icon and you decide.

Cameraman: Well, what about this punk Hakeem B'Andou?

Mayhem: Hakeem b..what? I'm not worring about that loser. Tommy's going to kick his ass and I'm going to do the same thing Monday. Hakeem is one sick bastard I'll tell you that but I'm even sicker. I'm the most vicious hardcore wrestler there is. Standing here I might look normal but when you see me in the ring...I just get in there and I go off! I'm like a whole nother person in the ring!

Camerman: I belive you. I saw you fight before, it was a bloody nightmare! Hakeem, Mat, Kliq, I'd hate to be anyone of you guys! Thanks very much for your time Mayhem. You know I'll be in the front row cheering for you!

Mayhem: Thanks a lot man. I'll see you later.

Mayhem and Tommy climb back into the truck and drive away.

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