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Date Posted: 19:43:34 11/05/99 Fri
Author: General X
Subject: The General has arrived.

(The General's cameraman Jeff walks into a fancy resturant where he is suppose to have an interview with the General.The General, his wife Mrs.X and the security guard Bob are sitting at a table.The General is finishing a joke.)


General X:And so I said HEY, don't feed that chicken!!!!WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Mrs.X:Hahahaha.
Bob:WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!!

(They laugh like a bunch of drunks.)


General X:Oh, I think I've had too much to drink.

Bob:Me too.

Mrs.X:Same here.

(Mrs.X passes out and her face falls into her salad.)


General X:HAHAHAHAAAAA.(He points to Mrs.X)

Bob:Hee hee hee!

(Jeff walks up to the General's table and slides up a chair.)

Jeff:Uh, hey General.

General X:Hey.How's it hangin', huh?

Bob:Hee hee hee ha.

Jeff:Um, you called for an interview, remember?

General X:Of course I remember!Um, what?Oh yeah, the interview!

Jeff:Who do you want to challenge first?

General X:Anyone!I can start a fight like it's going out of style, and I'll win it to!Watch!

(He pulls out a gun and aims at another guys wine bottle and shoots, he aims at another guys fork and shoots it before the guy can take a bite then he aims it at another guys cigar and shoots it while he's lighting up.)

Man1:HEY!
Man2:HEY!
Man3:HEY!

General X:See?

Jeff:Crap.

Bob:Bring it on!


(Jeff runs away while Bob and the General prepare to fight.)

General X:Oh Yeah!!!!

(Bob busts one in the gut and then knees him in the face.Man2 swings at the General catches his fist, breaks his arm and flips him on the table.Man3 looks at Mrs.X's sweet-sweet hot ass and faints.)


General X:*sighs*Yeah.

Bob:Whew.

(They both leave and the screen goes black.)

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