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Date Posted: 21:24:12 11/06/99 Sat
Author: General X
Subject: Open challenge

(The screen opens up in the General's basement.Jeff walks over to the General who is working on a strang project.)

General X:Hello.

Jeff:Hey.Watcha working on?

General X:Nothing.Ask away.

Jeff:First of all, I want to know your thoughts on the fact that no one has accepted your challenge.

General X:I'm just going to sit back, work on my projects and wait for somone with enough brass in their balls to accept.Could you hand me that axe?

(Jeff gives the General the axe.)

Jeff:What if no one accepts?

(The General starts wildly choping up his project into little tiny pieces.)

General X:Like I said, I'll wait until somone is man enough to accept, but I think everyone is waiting until after Monday to accept any challenge.

Jeff:Ok, what belt are you gonna go after first?

General X:The biggest, the best, the world title.I don't care who has it, it's gonna be mine, MINE!!!!

Jeff:Ok, last question.Where do you work out?Cause you are buff to the max.

General X:Yeah I know.I use my own equipment that I made.You can by it at my surplus store but since we're friends, you can have them for free.

Jeff:Ok, bye.

General X:Bye.

(Jeff leaves and the screen fades to black.)

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