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Date Posted: 21:47:58 11/06/99 Sat
Author: Mayhem "The Hardcore Icon"
Subject: To Todd and The Meat blowers from Michigan

(-- The scene opens up at a nice restaurant. Mayhem's limo pulls up and Mayhem get's out with a hot chick. The camera all approach him and tons of reporters questions him like he's on trial. A GCW reporter named Ted walks up to Mayhem. -)

Reporter: Excuse me.

Mayhem: Yes.

Reporter: I have a few questions.

Mayhem: Damn it man..ok, get in the limo and we'll drive around for a while and you can ask your dumb questions.

(-- Mayhem, the attractive woman accompanying him and the reporter get in the limo. It drives away. --)

Reporter: Now Mayhem, who is this lovely woman?

Mayhem: I knew you had to ask. This is D, my new valet.

Reporter: Oh, ok then, what do you think about that interview with Mr.Terrific earlier?

Mayhem: I think the guys a crock. Who let him in anyway? He get's a world title shot? He must have friends in high places. I know Todd is all talk and I'm not even worried, that loser Sherrif is tougher than Todd...moving right along, ask me another question and make it good cause me and my lady friend were on our way to dinner.

Reporter: Right. Well have you seen Friday's card?

Mayhem: Yes, I saw it hours ago. It looks like my friend Mr.Hardcore is going to be battling this new guy who's making a lot of trouble The Hardcore Icons. Why he out of the blue picked us I don't know, all I know is that he made a terrible mistake and it may cost him his @$$.

Reporter: Well, if you look there now you'll find that you have a tag match with Mr.Hardcore against The Meat cutters from Michigan. What are your thoughts on that?

Mayhem: Well I don't care. Like I said this is my own free time your eating up here maggot. I'll answer your crummy question and then I'll throw you out. These Meat cutters have a serious problem. I have better things to do than to beat the crap out of a bunch of ex butchers, like watch t.v. or massive hate mail a Todd Terrific fan club. I know these meat guys are flukes just like this jobber Todd is and that loser Mat Blaster is. Now, driver pull over and let this pest out and take us back to the restaurant.

(-- The limo pulls over and the brake lights go on. The reporter gets out and the limo speeds away. --)

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