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Date Posted: 07:03:16 12/15/99 Wed
Author: Kurt Locker
Subject: Hey everybody!

(The camera opens at GCW. A limo pulls up and a man steps out with two hot chicks. The man pulls out a mirror and looks into it. After a few seconds the man walks in the building and into the ring. He pulls a mic from his jacket and starts to speak.)

Kurt: Hey everybody. I'm new here man, and looking for some unlucky guy to accept this challenge.

(Turns to one of the chicks.)

Kurt: I did say this was a challenge, didn't I baby?

Chick: No, I don't think so.

Kurt: Damn! I made a mistake. I can't let that happen again. I got my image to keep up man.

(Turns to audience)

Kurt: Well everybody, I'm making a challenge. Anybody think they can take me, just bring it on man. Damn I'm a hunk. I..I just can't belive how handsome I am, and look at this hair man. Not even the king of rock had hair this good. I'm the new king man. Hail to the baby! Anybody in GCW think they can take on the king? I'm all ears man. Just let me know and uh..I'll get back to you man.

Chick: What about the other thing? The uh threat thing?

Kurt: Oh yeah baby. Ok everybody, I know how hard it is to get a match when you're new, so I uh, came up up with a threat to insure a match before the next card man. If nobody gives me a match before Friday, I'm gonna start runnin' in matches man. I'll go for the guys that have more of a chance of winning. So uh, somebody give me a match man.

(He pulls out his mirror and looks at it. After a few seconds he puts the mirror and mic away and leaves. The camera goes black.)

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