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Date Posted: 09:48:59 12/15/99 Wed
Author: General X
Subject: Three more wins to go.Who's next?

(The screen opens in a jungle.General X has a machine gun.A guy jumps out of a tree and shoots the General in the arm.The General drops his gun and tackles the man.The General and the man fight for a second before the General gets the upper hand.The man falls to the ground with a big dagger in his back.Two more guys fall from the trees.The General starts fighting away with kicks and punches.The two men are down.Suddenly, a man pops up from the ground and shoots the General four times in the chest.Another man comes in.)

Man:Good work.You got him.

(The General stands up.The General breaks the two guys necks and walks away.A voice can be heard from a close distance.)

Man:And CUT!Allright everybody, good work.

(All the men get up and walk away.The General walks up to the camera.)

General X:Oh, hi.We're working on Terminator 3:The Destuction Of Skynet.Anyway, that's not why I called you here.I called you here to simply say that I'm open to all challengers.I need-as you all may know-three more wins to get to Todd.

Man:Hey General!We're shooting in five minutes!

General X:I only need one!

Man:Ok!

General X:Also, Cookson, I just wanted to wish you luck at the pay-per-view.So, GOOD LUCK.

(The General runs back over to the set and picks up the gun.His smile turns into a blank face.)

Man:A-a-a-a-a-and ACTION!

(The General walks over to an unaware guy and picks him up by the hair.)

General X:Where can I find John Connor?

Man:What?

General X:Where can I find John Connor?

Man:It doen't matter!They have a new T-1000 protecting him this time.

General X:Where can I find John Connor?I know this hurts.

(The screen fades to black as Robert Patrick comes out from behind a tree.)


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